7.7.23
Ah, Threads, the latest and fastest-growing app. Because apparently, we never knew thread is not only used for sewing, or threading—a technique for plucking your eyebrows, but is a thing in the digital world. Thank you, Threads, for revolutionizing our lives by giving us yet another platform to waste time on, all while making us feel like we’ve discovered the wheel all over again, and for helping us reach peak productivity levels by ensuring we’re constantly glued to our screens. Truly groundbreaking. Me, currently threading. 😂😆👏🏾❤️🫶🏾🪡🧵